Saturday, March 28, 2026

Project Hail Mary, and another dose of the Regal experience

 This past week, I went and saw Project Hail Mary.  For those not in the know, it's basically the story of a man who wakes up, after an induced coma and with severe memory loss, on a ship at a distant star as the last survivor of his crew.  After working out/remembering why he's there (saving Earth, natch), he encounters an alien ship, crewed by the last survivor of their group, similarly looking to save their world.  Hijinks ensue, hurdles are overcome, and everybody makes it through.

I liked the film overall.  Sure, it's got its holes in the science here and there, but all in service of telling a better story, so I'm not going to nit-pick too hard.  There were even a couple of "oh, you decided to go there" moments that elevated the film a bit in my eyes.  Of course, it probably helped that I was in a better mood from a somewhat-improved theater experience from last time.

 I'm still working on that gift card I got for Christmas, so I chose a different Regal theater this time.  The main positive takeaway here is that you want to check the tag-spam of your theater/show choices for the "Recliner Seating" option - I'm sure it's more expensive (although I don't know for certain, since I did a matinee this time around, so it's not a simple apples-to-apples comparison), but actual adult-scale furniture with padding and the ability to put your feet up makes a world of difference, especially when it's time to get back up.

Beyond that, the compare-and-contrast with my last Regal experience was pretty spot-on.  Same dodgy app experience (and a note on the ticket booth to buy tickets at the concession stand instead of touch-screens), same commercial overload.  I did get to experience the concessions this time around, and what an experience that was - it's never been cheap, but I'm amazed at what it's become.  Candy is no longer hoarded behind the counter, but scattered through a serpentine approach to the stand.  The signage above the stand shows large photos of the products on sale, in their various combo packs, while the prices are relegated to a small bar at the bottom, barely legible while standing at the counter - not certain what percentage of "intentional customer behavior shaping" and "shame at the prices we're charging" is involved, but the first part's gotta be higher.  End result, for a small popcorn (similar size to the 3/$1 microwave bags you get at the grocer) and a medium soda (which translates roughly to Big Gulp sized) approaches $20, pre-tax.

Well, now I know what Regal brings to the table for the movie-going experience, and I remain unimpressed.  I figure I'll get one more movie out of that gift card, then I'm going to have to pay for a movie or two at other local theaters to see how deep the industry rot has spread. 

Saturday, March 21, 2026

A few small items, while things are relatively quiet

 Weird that I can think of "at war with Iran and shooting up boats in both the Atlantic and Pacific" as relatively quiet, but here we are.  Everybody's fussed about the entirely-foreseeable after effects of the US attacking Iran jointly with Israel, so nobody's actively looking to rock the boat any further - assuming you don't include Trump "joking" about Pearl Harbor with the Japanese prime minister, of course.  Otherwise, Epsteinapalooza continues to simmer, alongside the many, many other problems Trump and company have brought down upon us.

Side note, did you know there's another No Kings protest scheduled for next week?

Anyways, the main bug in my bonnet today isn't the big picture, but a smaller piece of corruption and control.  Turns out, yesterday, the Nexstar acquisition of Tegna was approved.  You know, one of the companies that tried to support the FCC head in his attempt to get Jimmy Kimmel kicked off the air back in September, getting special dispensation from that head to bypass the law (under what authority?) to extend their empire further.  Some states have filed a lawsuit to try and stop it, but, in my mind, Tegna is already tainted.  So, as promised, I've dropped their local stations from my tuner's channel list.  Mind, the local Tegna station's main channel was the CBS affiliate, so it's just their also-ran UHF channel (CW affiliate, maybe?) and all the filler sub-channels for both that went away.  Kind of a wash all around, really, but I might miss getting tempted to watch some Svengoolie thing on a random Saturday night in the future, I guess.

 All the more time for games then, yeah?  Let's start with PowerWash Simulator 2 - I finished that the other night.  No major surprises, up to the end credits, which suffered a crash-to-"desktop" on my XBox.  Ah well, I had my fun, but I'm not champing at the bit to get any DLC for it, so take that for what it's worth.

Outside of that, I've added a couple more programs to my "games that have my attention" list.  Trash Goblin is a fairly simple game (barely more than a visual novel, really) where your young goblin self sets up a shop where he takes bits of trash sourced by his Auntie, chips away the worst of the encrustation on them, (usually) cleans them up, and (sometimes) pieces things together before selling them off to the townsfolk that stop by.  Most of the mechanics are forgettable at best (although the cleaning sponge you start with is absolutely wretched), but the chiseling part does a really good job at hitting the same puzzle-solving notes as manually examining an object you're trying to uncover/decipher.  It's got my attention for now, but we'll see how the story holds up.

There's also Dawnfolk, which I'm playing on my PC due to the controller setup, mainly (anything d-pad related on the first-gen Steam Controller is not a good time).  It's a minimalist town-builder with a Commodore-64 aesthetic, including very simple mini-games for some tasks.  It hasn't proven to be "hard" (at the normal difficulty level at least), but it's both engaging and charming.  I'd say take a look, while the Steam Spring Sale is on, maybe it'll grab your attention too.

Sunday, March 8, 2026

Again with the war criming

 Here's another one for the pile of "I never thought I'd say this", but... I kind of miss the bad actors in our government having enough respect or fear for their constituents that they felt the need to get their stories straight before they started their shenanigans.

This time's example?  Well, we're at war with Iran, now.  We've been blowing their leadership, people, and stuff up constantly for the past week.  Why?  Nobody has given a consistent reason to date.  The closest anybody's come is something along the lines of "they were going to attack us, so we attacked them first."  Try that line of reasoning if you ever find yourself in an assault trial, see how that goes for you.

Of course, once again, this is a war launched on a sovereign nation without Congress having a say in the matter, counter to what the Constitution requires.  No worries though, the baddies in both chambers said it's OK, although they can't seem to come up with a reasonable answer as to why.  I don't know what's worse, the ones who say it's "not really a war" (to which I would say, if the shoe was on the other foot, and DC was getting bombed for a week, would that be a war?), or the ones saying because Trump's commander-in-chief, he gets to do what he wants with the military (you know, like the Constitution explicitly doesn't say).

And what's a new war without new war crimes to go with it?  Take your pick, so far we've at least got us bombing a school (possibly chosen as a target using AI) and sinking a warship, then refusing to rescue survivors.  Just imagine what we get to look forward to if Trump decides air power isn't sufficient to cow Iran into submission and sends in land troops.

Mind you, I'm not terribly sad that Iran is on the receiving end of all of this.  They're a theocracy with decades of "death to America" running through their foundation (however justified some of it might be), and a regular supporter of actions destabilizing international relations.  Heck, if anything, I do like that they're not likely to be sending many more drones to Russia for their Ukraine campaign, and having an EV in a hydro-power state insulates me somewhat from their immediate ability to strike back at us economically via oil prices.

That said, I'd really prefer not to use fighting Iran as an excuse to become more like them.  I'd really like a functioning republic back, without our military leaders talking up a war in terms of hurrying Armageddon along.  Sooner rather than later would be good here - I'm hearing stumbling steps in the direction of making Cuba our next target.  Enough of this sort of thing and, internal governance aside, the other nations of the world are likely to start looking at us as something that needs "dealt with", especially if we're low on supplies from our prior adventures.